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Rick also made an appeal for contributions to the Lori Bourne fund. PatManDue thanked Jack Curran for his major sponsorship of the outhouse. Joni is happy her mentoree, Andrew, was placed with a great family in Lawrence. Even happier that they invited her to continue to be involved with his future. B. Forts was happy for a Holy Cross hoops victory. Hough issued a Mia Culpa or Culpepper for failing to publish a newsletter. Hough also recognized the Revs confident prediction that Ohio State would back in to the national championship game with losses by WV and or Mizzou. Richard Cranshaw was dazed and confused when his daughter called home to inquire how much money was in her wedding fund. One unnamed wiseass Rotarian suggested two goats and a chicken. Jeff Goldfarb, upon noticing old Landmark adds featuring Rotarians placed on the tables, bemoaned the fact that none were from any of his newspapers. Would you like some cheese to go with that wine? GUEST SPEAKER: Jack Connor introduced his guest speaker Bob Decoteau, a Shrewsbury resident and Ambassador for the Boston Red Sox. Bob really knew his stuff about Fenway Park and this could lead to a future Rotary field trip to the "lyric little bandbox." UPCOMING SPEAKER CHAIRS: DATE SPEAKER CHAIR SPEAKER December 14th Rick Cranshaw December 18th 7:30am Ken Parkers office December 21st Jack Curran December 28th Club Assembly January 4th Cathy Davilli January 11th Caron Dooley January 18th Brain Forts January 25th Savvas Fotiadis January 29th BOD Meeting Ken Parkers February 1st Club Assembly YOUR ROTARY JOKES Submit entries to BTTB by e-mail  HYPERLINK "mailto:holdenhunt@aol.com" holdenhunt@aol.com This weeks joke submitted by: Richard Traina: A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer." 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