ࡱ> UWT#` bjbj\.\. .8>D>DsJJJ^ffffL^9(8888888$9hU<T8JC^8A8lJ88r T,J! Aq@f <8D809 <<!!V<J)T"889^^^b^^^b^^^     HYPERLINK "http://www.wachusettarearotary.org" www.wachusettarearotary.org Wachusett Area Rotary Club January 19th 2007 EDITORS NOTE: OK, Im sure youre sick of the incessant whining about my OSU football teams sudden and humiliating demise in the national championship game recently. I have been proactive about the situation though, have been in counseling for several weeks and am making great strides. In fact, my therapist said I should be completely recovered after the Patriots win the Super Bowl. Ughhhhh!! PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE AND PRAYER: Joni called the meeting to order at 7.30 and led the pledge. Brian Forts said the prayer. What can you say about a Forts prayer? He covered all compulsory items. He didnt say anything about the Patriots though and when I challenged him he responded that he was more of a Giants fan. Sorry Brian, .5 deduction. 9.4 for the effort. VISITORS AND GUESTS: Mark Bernier, reports that there were 20 Rotarians present today although it grew to 24 as late arrivals continued straggling in. We also had 2 guests. SERGEANT AT ARMS: Duncan Leith: Even Pat the Sark was late today Jim Oliver made special note of the presence of Rick Mansfield today. Rick noted he had been very busy recently. Guess folks are just dying to see him. Jan Scott reports that Fran Garafoli suffered a heart attack and that he was recovering nicely. Richard reports that The Demon Child is currently residing on his couch. Joe Sullivan added something insightful about adolescent development. Joni chimed in with her own story of taking Andrew (from Devereux) to dinner with the Sharks. We suspect an adult beverage was in order after she returned Andrew to Devereux. ANNOUNNCEMENTS: The Rotary Party is scheduled for Saturday February 10th at the Manor. Anyone with suggestions for a theme should contact Joni. Please note the late arrival of Mr.s. Tim Harrington and Todd Mcdonald. Jack Curran reported that letters have been sent to all high schools in our area seeking nominees for the Rotary scholarships. This club awards four scholarships worth $2,500. each to deserving high school seniors each year. The Rotary committee of MENSA scholars will evaluate each application and select the best candidates later in the spring. Pat the Sark gave an Outhouse update encouraging everyone to sell their tickets and try to sign up companies for the honor roll. We recently lost one of the high honor $500 sponsors and will need several to replace them. Richard Traina should have the executive keys and plaques available next week Please note the early departure of Mr. Todd McDonald. GUEST SPEAKER: Brian Forts introduced his guest speaker Mr. Steve White of Underwater Pool Masters, Inc. Steve gave an interesting presentation about the seemingly routine business of pool maintenance. Steve has all kinds of special certifications and takes his business quite seriously. UPM maintains a number of large public and private pool facilities and provides goods and services for local pool owners. SPEAKER CHAIRMEN AND CALENDAR DATE SPEAKER CHAIR SPEAKER January 26 Dave Frechette February 2 Club Assembly February 9 Steve Groccia February 16 Tim Harrington February 23 Majlinda March 3 Club Assembly March 9 Tom Hiller March 16 Maria Hopkins March 23 Gary Hough March 30 Duncan Leith YOUR ROTARY JOKES Submit entries to BTTB by e-mail  HYPERLINK "mailto:holdenhunt@aol.com" holdenhunt@aol.com This weeks winner submitted by: Dee Dee Malone Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian** Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now . LOTTERY: Kim Carey won $10. kitty $110. 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